*Yg ade tande bintang kat ujung tu antara idea yg oren suka. Korang pulak?
() yg dalam kurungan tu.. kalau oren jadi budak pizza yang jawab panggilan tu.
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. (meh aku maintainkan otak kau tu dulu)
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien (then u hv to pay extra thousand, ingat aku ni tokey hayam? tsk)
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.(he's dead)
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. * (ye)
5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.* (~.~)"
9. Order a one-inch pizza. (sepak dr jarak lima inchi mau?)
10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.*hahah..
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word." *kekeke.. musti try ni. oren ska dramatik2 gini.
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.*hahah. gile
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.(ini sangat annoying,kalo oren budak piza tersebut, oren hulur tgn masuk ikut gagang, sepak patblas kali. geez..)
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.* this is brilliant!
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." *berkerut abis muka si budak piza tersebut
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. *gilos..
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.*
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."*hahah
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."*great!
cube tgk.. ape jadik. kalo budak piza tu layan. maknanya dia sama spesis ngan kita. masalah keBOSANan takde keje nk buat. Elok la tu.. kurang2 bukan kita sorang je yg gila. kan..
Moh kongsi ngan oren. idea mane yg korang rase best kalau dicuba. hehee.
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