25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy

Anda kebosanan? Tidak tahu apa yang nak dilakukan? Bosan dengan rutin harian? Aaaa.. try this out! kekeke.. Oren jumpe kat satu web ni extremefunnyhumor namenye. Kaedahnya, ambil telefon dan dail no hotline pizza berdekatan. Boleh pilih mana2 satu dari 25 ni untuk kita cuba dengan abg/kakak pizza tersebut. yaiya~ sesetengah idea ni memang cool untuk dipakai. Jom try! hehee.. aktiviti ni sgt sesuai untuk yang tiada idea bg mengisi masa lapang.

*Yg ade tande bintang kat ujung tu antara idea yg oren suka. Korang pulak?
() yg dalam kurungan tu.. kalau oren jadi budak pizza yang jawab panggilan tu.


1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. (meh aku maintainkan otak kau tu dulu)

2. Ask for extra homo-sapien (then u hv to pay extra thousand, ingat aku ni tokey hayam? tsk)

3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.(he's dead)

4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. * (ye)

5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.

6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.* (~.~)"

9. Order a one-inch pizza. (sepak dr jarak lima inchi mau?)

10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.*hahah..

12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.

13. Change your accent every three seconds.

14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word." *kekeke.. musti try ni. oren ska dramatik2 gini.

15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.*hahah. gile

17. Imitate the order taker's voice.(ini sangat annoying,kalo oren budak piza tersebut, oren hulur tgn masuk ikut gagang, sepak patblas kali. geez..)

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.* this is brilliant!

19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." *berkerut abis muka si budak piza tersebut

21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. *gilos..

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.*

24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."*hahah

25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."*great!

cube tgk.. ape jadik. kalo budak piza tu layan. maknanya dia sama spesis ngan kita. masalah keBOSANan takde keje nk buat. Elok la tu.. kurang2 bukan kita sorang je yg gila. kan..
Moh kongsi ngan oren. idea mane yg korang rase best kalau dicuba. hehee.

HeartSore Story~ (bukan entry biasa)

Ayat yang Berbunyi~ SeLaMat TinGgal.




Malaysian says Selamat Tinggal~ Spanish Adios~ french au revoir~ korean ahnyongikahsaeyo~ Japanese sayonara~ Italian addio.. ciao.. arrivederci! But Most understand G00d Bye.. am I right?!

It is short whether we say it once or twice. Hmmm.. the thing is.. do we really mean SELAMAT tinggal to that person? what we say n what we really mean?? Aaa.. tidakkah perkataan itu terlalu indah untuk diucapkan sementara hati dikunyah idea untuk menerima hakikat, maksud sebenar sebalik perkataan tu. SELAMATkah TINGGAL itu..? Is that BYE really GOOD n Wuargh...! apa cik oren mengarut. Uwaaa... nak pergi.. pergi la.. (pusing belakang, nyanyi lagu Sudirman; patah.. hatiku...membawa derita..merajuklah diri..) Isk3..apa yg penting, kenyataan tetap kenyataan. Either it's selamat or tak selamat.. tinggal tetap tinggal. tsk.. (pusing balik nyanyi lagu Dina n Zizan; selamat tinggal.. kawanku..tak mudah aku pergi o 0) Papai.. Be good~!





kepada pihak yg berkenaan.. :





!GO0d Bye, Go0d BYe!








The world most beautiful lie, goodbye, goodbye
The words from this torn heart, goodbye, goodbye
This 'GOODBYE', the words i cannot speak
Sick of love, sick of believing, it hurts! it hurts!
I really hate you, really sad, it hurts! it hurts!



Uwaaaa....!!



This is *goodbye, there is no other way, so goodbye
Hate to say goodbye, you, my love,
To resent you this way, with a beautiful lie, goodbye, goodbye
It's only me who feel your temper, goodbye, goodbye
It's only me who feel the warm of your heart, goodbye, goodbye
Really desperate, but confused of you
A word that I really have to say, goodbye, goodbye
To hug you really tight as this is the last one, goodbye, goodbye
Just like an old tape, stuttering while saying 'be happy', goodbye
Hate to say goodbye, you, my love, the first person to give my love
To resent you this way, with such a beautiful lie, goodbye, goodbye

Isk..isk



Goodbye, meet someone good, be happy
This farewell seems to be out from a drama scene
It's not nice to say hello to someone you eventually have taken everything from
Just like a child apart from their parents, that's how we lost our love
Right, With you, me too, have responsibility in this goodbye
In front of this love, we are the sinner
Don't cry you fool, i really am OK, however, live, and be happy
To meet, to love, to make memories, and to separate, really thanking you for all this time
I clenched my teeth 'cos of you, however, i'll forget you
This heart sore story between the two of us, goodbye, goodbye
Hate to say goodbye, you, my love, the first person to give my love
To resent you this way, with a lie, goodbye, goodbye







UrgHh...! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LIE~!


cdt:heartsore story,wheesung.

sambungan Bila.

Bila.. walaupun ini sebeNarnya bukan karya pertama OrEn..(hmm..tak boleh dikatakan karya..lebih kepada curahan gila 0reN.. ) BILA cukup memberikan kepuasan pada 0ren, walaupon kaDang2 ianya menyakitkan hati koraNg semua.. yang mana.. pernah berbulaN oreN x post entry BiLa dulu. (hish..saye adalah orang yg boleH thN truknya bukan.)
bUat masa skarang..oreN xnak meNgarut pnjg2..oren saje2 nak buat best sekejap. Diatas perMintaan..( ha, tgk ayat..perasan jap. mcm ramai sangat je yg mintaknye kan?) 0rEn akAn samBunG BILA...thanks bebanYaak kepada yg sudi Komen Apatah lagi yg bermurah hati berkoNgsi pendapat..memberi pengajaran.. menunjuk jalan..dan macam2 lagi lah.. Dan tak Lupa juga terima kasih pada yg mengikuti dan meminati curahan gilaa ini(tgk..perasan lagi) note: oren sebenanye da rendu dekat si hafez :fatin: jojie: atie dan ramai lagi. semoga kamu semua masih sudi menanggung malapetaka yg oren bawak dalam setiap curahan giiila oRen ya. xsudi poN..bwat2 cam sudi.contohnya..anda boleh berkata "alah..budak oren giile tu..layan je lah dia" dan sbg-nya....pEace..

Real.is.a.sticK !

Realistic? so, WhAt?



STICK 1:


Am I no Real?
Here I stand.
Emphatic against the sky.
In the middle of crowded eatery but still there a kind of visual obscured.
Flashing through.
Scratching the light sensitive tissue that lining the inner surface of my eyes.
That’s awkward.
Your face is here.
Here in my soupy bowl.
Yeah, I’m kind of foody creature!
Sinfully.
But again!
You’re greater… greater than a fridge full of rich chocolate or cheese cakes.
Sweeter than the rain of Jell-O.
Na~ah.
You’re haunted! So, am I.

STICK 2:

Am I no Real?
Hoping for something to be real.
Hey you! Yeah..you there.
Open up your mind and see the world.
Try to be more realistic.
There are hands pointing.
too closed..too much that I can't breath.
They gave me no chance.I can see them clearly.
Urgh.. hired. Regime. Engineers. Doctors. Financial manager. Fact!
Sigh..?
No, I won’t. I don’t even need an auxiliary me. Just me. Yeah..Me.








Notes~ apakah ini? berpuisikah oren. Hah. Karut!!haish.sesekali ber`emo laks. ngee.. ada masa~ oren sememangnya x realistik. yah! oren yg meringue.

Try diS gAme..

This is so true..JANGAN MENIPU OKEY.. (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, tapi kalo korang follow instructions tuh bebtul, you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this... it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes afterthey read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a surprising outcome.Don't read ahead... just do it in order! It takes about three minutes... it's worth a try Memula amik pen ngan kertas.Kalo korang pilih name somebody, make sure owang tuh mmg wujud & korang kenal..gunakan instinct korang yg pertama okeyy... Scroll down one line at a time... and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First,tulis nombor 1 sampai 11 dalam satu kolum... (berturutan ke bawah @ vertically).

2. Then, sebelah nombor 1 and 2, tuliskan dua nombor yg korang nak..apa2 nombor la...

3. sebelah nombor 3 and 7,tuliskan name org yg berlainan jantina dgn kowang... jgn lak tulis name yg same... gunakan gerak ati kowang...

NO LOOKING AHEAD... OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. tulisla name sesape(like friends or family... .) kat nombor 4, 5 and 6th spots.

5. Write down empat tajuk lagu kat nombor 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT,FRIENDS!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...
1. korang mesti bgtau seramai(jawapan utk no. 2) org pasal game nih...
2. Name owang kat space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is the one korang suke but can't work out.
4. Korang paling care kat owang yg korang letak kat no. 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 adalah owang yg kenal korang very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. Jawapan no. 10 adalah lagu that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life




gAme nih Aku pinJam dr kAwan haku kaT freNster..memula rsa cam bangang jew nak try game nih..tp bile DaH try..mAcam boleh pAkai jew. hihihhi

corruptio

Nama aku Mat Corruptio..tapi orang kampung panggil aku mat korap. Mak aku yang kasi nama ni sebab dia terlalu obsess dengan cerita latin sedangkan dia sendiri tidak tahu maksudnya. Aku pun tiada masa nak ambil tahu tentang nama aku walaupun nama yang sama itu berada di dalam surat beranak, kad pengenalan, dan yang terbaru..baru semalam aku perbaharui Mykad aku.

Mak selalu pesan..jangan pandang orang dari luaran, tengok macam aku..dengan kelulusan setakat SRP aku kini seorang wakil rakyat. Bukan nak bangga tetapi sudah kenyataan..

‘Mat korap baik.. dia selalu tolong orang’
~ bulan lepas aku agihkan bantuan untuk mangsa banjir.. tapi duit itu terlalu banyak pula..kalau aku bagi kesemuanya takut mereka membazir pula..baik aku simpan separuh. Membazir kan amalan syaitan..

‘Mat korap baik..tak lupa kawan'
~ minggu lepas aku jumpa kawan lama aku.. tak sangka pula sekarang ni dia sudah jadi kontraktor sedangkan dahulu SRP pun tak lepas.Lainlah aku. Katanya kami kawan baik dan dia sudah anggap aku seperti saudara sendiri. Apa salahnya, projek membina dan menyiapkan jambatan kg kopi bukan apa sangat jika nak dibandingkan dengan persahabatan kami. Aku tidak mahu dikatakan seorang yang mudah melupakan kawan ketika senang.

‘Mat korap baik..tak pernah kecewakan orang’
~ semalam tauke Leong jumpa aku.bukan ada perkara besar sangat pun. Dia mahu ajak aku buat bisnes. Alah..setakat tebang sepuluh dua batang balak dari hutan simpan tu bukan terjejas pun hutan yang seluas 446,000 ha. Tauke Leong bagi aku hadiah..tapi bukan rasuah tau..Aku terima sebab tidak sampai hati nak kecewakan dia

‘Mat korap baik..dia tidak marah walaupun difitnah’
~ Hari ini ada polis berjumpa dengan aku..katanya aku ditahan kerana rasuah. Polis tu baik..dia kata dia sendiri tidak sangka orang sebaik mat korup dituduh sebegitu..tak apa, jangan risau..aku kan baik..aku confirm esok aku akan balik ke rumah semula..menjalani kehidupan seperti biasa..bersama kawan dan orang yang sentiasa sayangkan aku..

MAT KORAP BAIK..

Hihi..ntah apa yang aku merepek ni kan..Apa apa pun aku suka lagu ni..lagu dari ‘one buck short’


Kelibat Korupsi

Verse 1:

Bertapa hebatnya kita membeli isu terkini
Fakir miskin terpedaya
Orang kaya semakin kaya
Bagaimana kita nak maju asyik mereka rembatkan
AP senang didapat
Projek besar diorang rembat
45 hitam biru mencari-cari tujuan
Aku dia kita mangsa
Hal kecil menjadi besar
Apa lagi yang kita semua perlu lakukan
Bangsa kita keluar malam
Maruah bangsa semakin curam

Chorus:
Ingat kita takut?!
Apa mengarut?!
Kita tunjukkan!
RAKYAT KEDEPAN!

Verse 2:
Bertahun-tahun akan kita merasai sengsara
Peperangan yang tak sudah!
Cari harta mengambil tanah!
Walau sekarang kita hidup hidup dah cukup mudah
Tak cukup tamak harta Cari makan mereka kata

Dikir Barat:
Bak Kata
Cerita pendek
Kita harus Kerja sama
Jaga jaga
Jaga nama
Kalau jatuh Depa pijak
Kerja sama
Boleh maju
Jangan malas
Jangan tipu
Makan rasuah
Tikam belakang
Semua ini Buat rosak
Tukar cara
Kita fikir
Baru hapus KORUPSI!
Tukar cara
Kita fikir
Baru hapus KORUPSI!

~saLam~

Hari ni..kenapa aku rasa macam hari ni adalah semalam. Aku rasa semalam macam baru minggu lepas. Minggu lepas aku rasa macam bulan lepas..hmm.. betul ke hari ni adalah hari ni? masa terlalu cepat berlalu atau aku yang terlalu lambat mengejar masa..